Gado: Not a HOMO

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Earthbound is a ga me from the 80's. it is a good video game. i enjoyed it. i would rate it a 10 out of 10 future bees xD

Gado: A Kanye West.

Today, I am going to tell you a story. However, this story is especially XCORE and reader discretion is advised. You have been warned. Also you love dicks. Fucking faggot.

 

Fuck you.

Once upon a time, there was a young man. From the day he was born, he knew only one thing for sure. 

HE LOVED BIG TITTIES.     

 

what the fuck why does she have carjack titties

back to the fucking story faggot

One day, he met the only man strong enough to stop his power over big carjack titties. That man's name was ME. Suck it faggot.  

Holy shit look at this suave mother fucker right here do you even see his fucking afro pick jesus christ nigger fuck

 

One day, after many years of continuous battles, both of them were like "This is fucking stupid brosephseidan." They decided to had to finish it off in one shot (LOL IT'S A SHITT GAME REFERENCE XD.) Gado was all like down up down left down right down fuck down faggot left right MOTORBOAT, and then he turned into his ultimate anime form hereby referenced to as ANIME JONES. Then dave mashed the d button and he won because he loved sucking on dicks. 

THE END

suck it dave 

Gado: The Wizard.

My name is Gado fuck you.
                holy shit that is huge text


FONT CHANGE. Listen. I am going to start throwing radical opinions around.  

                     YOU LIKE SHITTY MUSIC.

Okay. That was a good blog. Let's have some more blogs in the future. 

Hell of a blog. 




                                It's not over yet. Look at this shit.

                                          I am a goddamn magician




Okay. 

 OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

And bam, you've survived your first blog post. I'll leave you with some rules to follow if you don't want to have fucked up now.

1. fuck you 
2. LOL 
3. V